| Has a name like the numberplate on a juiced-up Monaro. The label shows a bed through a key-hole - which is as close as this stuff will get you! Contains guarana, which is ginseng for New Agers. Doesn't so much explode on the palate as explode on the skin. |
Alcoholic lemonade or lemonade beer or clear beer. This tastes exactly like someone spiked your drink at your 14th birthday party. The label was written in gibberish by someone who had just drunk six of them. |
This tastes like a weight-watcher's DNA, with artificial sweetner rather than sugar. It's still like having a lemonade paddlepop with a vodka chaser. |
Tastes like someone spiked your drink at your 18th birthday party. With Ovaltine. That'll be the malt. Best burp inducer. |
Claims to be an extra-alcoholic cider. It is. Like an apple juice popper with a vodka chaser. Would go well with fish - or fish fingers anyway. |
Could be mistaken for UDL.
This almost tastes grown up - like a vodka, lime and soda with sugar, no milk.
The best of the lot.
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